I suck at Halo....and Madden, and any other online games

So not too long ago I got the Xbox 360, and with it I got a subscription to Xbox Live, which means I can play online games with my friends or random people and try to beat them at certain games. However, there is a problem, I suck. Not only do I suck, but I am extremely competitive, but aren't we all? No, not as much as me, and I am not video game nerd, but I have been playing video games for a long time, and when I get my ass handed to me on a plate in Halo I am pissed!

I like playing online poker as well, and I have been pretty successful with it, but not always. When I am on a losing streak, I stop playing for a while, even though it is hard because I know I can win it back just as easy, but there is something inside me that would be playing angry. So, I figured a couple days ago I would stop playing Halo because I let myself and my team down(I know I'm making this a pity story). But trying to stop was harder than trying to stop playing poker, which is unbelievable considering there is no money on the line.

So then this got me thinking and I tried to compare the two, video games and poker. Are video games more addicting than online poker? Well I guess it depends on the person you are. If you have been playing poker for a long time and you're good at it, and you go on a losing streak it is easier to stop. If you haven't been playing Halo and Madden and are trying to beat people who have been playing for a long time, it's hard to stop because you want to get better. I know one thing, if I was risking money every time I played Halo or Madden, I would have been done after day one.

video games are not movies

So another movie created from a video game was released last weekend. The movie is called Hitman, which the plot is exactly what the movie says, it follows around a professional hitman and he finds himself in trouble with political groups and other hitmen. Now I have not seen the movie, but here are some reviews of the film. (11% of critics like the movie-rottentomatoes.com)

"While Hitman is decidedly more watchable than Resident Evil and most previous video-game movies, it shares its forerunners' lack of interest in storytelling or logic".- Terry Lawon- Detroit Free Press

"There have been plenty of movies adapted from video games before, but Hitman may be the first one that actually feels like a computer wrote and directed it".- Ty Burr- Boston Globe

"Hitman is one of the best movies ever made from a video game, which doesn't provide you with very much information. That's like declaring the best meal you've eaten at a strip club, or the best love ballad by Kenny Loggins".- Peter Hartlaub- San Fransisco Chronicle

So all of these reviews have something in common. They all mention the fact that it is a video game first, movie second. And the video game didn't even get that good of reviews. Through time movies derived from video games haven't gotten good reviews. (Final Fantasy, Resident Evil, and Tomb Raider) Maybe the reason we don't like watching these movies is because we've already played them before, and playing or being that character is a hell of a lot more fun then watching them.

do virtual worlds want news?

The news company CNN is creating an I-report hub in the virtual world environment of Second Life. So what's the point? Aren't virtual gamers trying to get away from everything that is real life? Or maybe that's why I would play Second Life. But what makes it different is that CNN is allowing the gamers or as I like to call them "virtual worlders" to create their own news, which is occuring in the virtual world.

So my question then becomes are the virtual worlds starting to become more real world by the day. Sooner or later we'll have a President of Second Life and he or she determines what happens in Second Life and the world goes into oblivion when they go to war with the Sims Online for oil.....well maybe not oil, but you get my point.

Not only do I THINK Second Life is becoming a real world with advertisments blurged in them, I KNOW it after I hear this quote from Susan Grant, executive vice president of CNN News Services. "The thing we most hope to gain by having a CNN presence in Second Life is to learn about virtual worlds and understand what news is most interesting and valuable to their residents." Having a CNN presence! If I was a smart virtual worlder I would be insulted by this, and if I ever did watch the news again I would watch it on MSNBC....Kinda giving it the middle finger, nerd style.

Mario Still Super

I haven't had a Nintendo system since middle school ,with it being the Nintendo 64, and on that one I never owned a Mario game. And the game I, as we all do, enjoyed playing was Mario when I played some of the original Super Nintendo games. So I haven't had any form of Nintendo system since, as I have always found Sony and Microsoft systems to be more entertaining. The problem with these systems are that they don't have Mario games on them, as of course, they are on Gamecube, Wii, etc. So I like to see they still are coming out with more Mario games and it interested me to see how they were doing so I looked at some reviews for the new one, Super Mario Galaxy on Nintendo Wii. Here are some of the things they say.

IGN-9.7/10- Nintendo's Tokyo studio has created a platformer that deserves its place among the very best and will surely be remembered in another decade as a classic.

Gamespot-9.5/10- The stellar presentation and fantastic level designs combine to make Super Mario Galaxy the Wii's game to beat and one of Mario's greatest adventures yet.

So I recently just bought an Xbox 360, and I would rather have one over a Nintendo Wii, but this almost makes my want to buy a Wii as well. (Which is exactly what Nintendo wants) I love Mario games and I hate that I am abandoning my childhood memories, and even though Wii has some "kiddy games", if I bought one I think some of the other games on there could played with my family, and I can't ever remember playing a video game with my family before. (Although my dad does want to kick some of the Flood's ass with me on Halo)

Another One Bites the Dust

So I was watching one of my favorite TV shows....still, South Park. And the whole show was about the somewhat video game somewhat virtual game, Guitar Hero. Two of the main characters and kids, Stan and Kyle, played the game so much that they got caught in the rock star life, and the two separate. At this point the game is lost, but at the same time it is still making fun of the game, as we all want to be rock stars so we like to play it through a video game.

I have never played Guitar Hero, and I feel like I am missing out. My sister, who is 24, never plays video games and has played it before, but she also called it Guitar Heroes, what a loser right! But I think everyone wants to be a rock star so they play colored buttons at the top of a plastic guitar in which they then rock out on a stage. I love rock, and I think it's a good step to see people playing the guitar, except for the fact that it's not an actual guitar. It all seems to be a little fun, but a little ridiculous.

At the end of the South Park episode Stan and Kyle reunite to get up to the 1 million point level on the game they are playing. Then everyone gathers around and watches them do it, and when they do the game says!....Congratulations! You are.....fags. Now I realize that is a little harsh, but it is South Park, and it is funny in that it sends a message, if you want to play the guitar, play an actual damn guitar.